Muslim terrorists quick to commit suicide.

Muslim terrorists quick to commit suicide.

A lot of people seem to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Hmm, let's see now:

No Christmas
No cheerleaders
No television
No nude women
No car races

No golf
No football
No tailgate parties
No Wal-mart
No pork BBQ

No hotdogs
No lobster
No shellfish at all..or even frozen fish sticks
No nachos
No beer nuts

No beer!!!!!!!!!
Rags for clothes; towels for hats
Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's ill and there are no doctors
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower
More than one wife

You can't shave
Your wives can't shave
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times
Your bride is chosen by someone else

She smells like your donkey
But your donkey has a better disposition
Then they tell you it all gets better when you die!
I mean, really...is there a mystery here?