DIVORCE NOW !!!

> Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives,
> socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
>
>
> We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the
> whole of this latest election process has made me
> realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated
> each other for many years for the sake of future
> generations, but sadly,
> this relationship has run its course. Our> two ideological
> sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on
> what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We
> can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and
> go our own way.
>
> Here is a model separation agreement:
>
> Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by
> landmass each taking a portion. That will be the
> difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come
> to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively
> easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide
> other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate
> tastes.
>
> We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep
> them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the
> ACLU.
>
> Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms,
> the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah,
> Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are,
> however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle
> big enough to move all three of them).
>
> We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations,
> pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You
> can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and
> illegal aliens.
>
> We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy
> CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and
> give you NBC and Hollywood .
>
> You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and
> we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places
> that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war
> protesters.
>
> When our allies or our way of life are under assault,
> we'll help provide them security.
>
> We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome
> to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You
> can also have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying
> the bill.
>
> We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury
> cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can
> find.
>
> You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any
> practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe
> healthcare is a luxury and not a right.
>
> We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the
> National Anthem.
>
> I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd
> Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the
> World.
>
> We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give
> trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so
> offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our
> flag.
>
> Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to
> other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and
> if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of
> friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one of us will
> need whose help in 15 years.
>
>
> Sincerely,
>
> John J. Wall
> Law Student and an American
>
> P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda
> with you.
>